[He hardly ever looks happy. This is the default expression, and Dick isn't too bothered by it. He's got a job to do, and he can multitask, has since he was like 12. At least he got the bar.]
Can you give me a bite of it? Please, dad? [softening his voice a little using the d-word]
[it takes a couple of minutes to answer the door, but there Dick is in all his rumpled, pj'd glory-- there's the enticing smell of semi-burning eggos wafting in from the background]
@dontcallmejay
You're doing fine, man. But do you need any help with that?
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@restingstitchface
We both know it's as honest as the original serpent.
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wrap?
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I didn't have a date, I wasn't at the manor, meaning NOT my under
why do you think those were mine...
Thanks for moving!
no prob!
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@anesthesia
None of that sounds great. I'm sorry, Laura. What you and your friends do, none of that should earn their ire.
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@shoppingcart
What about knock knock jokes?
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@solecon
Nah, I can take care of it. Are you okay? Not hurt?
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@theknightshift
Can you give me a bite of it? Please, dad? [softening his voice a little using the d-word]
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@traumatology
I'm alright, Barnes. Don't worry about lil ol' me. Did you hear about that on the news, or were you nearby?
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@rockypath
Hey. Thanks for coming, Faith.
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@lionwhisperer
Will be there in 25. Sit still.
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